Just in time for the Iowa caucuses, a new study shows that God isn’t actually a Republican. The study, released today in front of the headquarters of The American Israel Public Affairs Committee, God’s chosen lobbyists in Washington, DC, is sure to roil the Republican presidential race.

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Issue 119: June 12, 2002
+== TIME-OUT PROJECT ==+
In the face of continuing public outrage over the failure by our immigration, border, and security agencies to protect Americans, President Bush has announced plans for a massive restructuring within the federal government. Bush is asking Congress to create a brand new “umbrella” department called Homeland Security, [...]