Just in time for the Iowa caucuses, a new study shows that God isn’t actually a Republican. The study, released today in front of the headquarters of The American Israel Public Affairs Committee, God’s chosen lobbyists in Washington, DC, is sure to roil the Republican presidential race.

Issue 119: June 12, 2002
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In the face of continuing public outrage over the failure by our immigration, border, and security agencies to protect Americans, President Bush has announced plans for a massive restructuring within the federal government. Bush is asking Congress to create a brand new “umbrella” department called Homeland Security, [...]