Just in time for the Iowa caucuses, a new study shows that God isn’t actually a Republican. The study, released today in front of the headquarters of The American Israel Public Affairs Committee, God’s chosen lobbyists in Washington, DC, is sure to roil the Republican presidential race.

If you are going to church this morning, and you are a member of any of the major Christian denominations, think about this when they pass the offering plate: some of the money you give to your church is probably helping to pay for a big ad campaign pushing extremist immigration views.