Issue 216

Arizona Representative Jeff Flake has been struggling without much success to sell the Bush amnesty plan as a temporary guest worker program. It appears putting lipstick on that pig is going to require a lot more lipstick than even Karl Rove could provide.

But after hearing about Rep. Flake’s plight, ProjectUSA supporters opened their hearts and their wallets, and, in spite of our new site being down most of yesterday, they have been ordering our special pig lipstick sent to Rep. Flake’s Arizona office.

Some have included messages of comfort for Rep. Flake.

A compassionate conservative from Tacoma sent this note: “It must be a real Fluke that an illegal alien amnesty loving Flake like you keeps getting reelected.”

A concerned woman in California is sending 3 tubes of pig lipstick to Rep. Flake, and offering fasion advice:

“I would love to send Jeff Flake 3 tubes of lipstick, but I am having password problems. I think coral shades would look best with his suntan. The old fashioned runny style is okay since he has changed his position on illegal immigration.: [The password problems should be all straightened out now. Apologies for any frustrations caused yesterday. --CN]

But, why should outpouring of community spirit be limited to Jeff Flake?

Why shouldn’t Karl Rove and George Bush be included? They’re going to need a lot of pig lipstick, too.

In case you agree, we’ve set it up so that when you go online to order your pig lipstick, you’ll have the choice of sending it to Jeff Flake, George Bush, or Karl Rove–all from here at ProjectUSA.

But even better, you can have it sent to you. We’ll include the card pictured here so that you can offer your own words of comfort to Rove, Bush, and Flake as they struggle to put lipstick on their pigs. Just think what it will mean to them, when they receive packages of lipstick from all over the country, to know so many Americans care.

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